My Life Story

The Legend of Sir Soybean is being written, and it turns out I’m just a figment of someone’s imagination!  How sad!

Excerpt from the translated diary of Sar Sobrun, page 51,382

I have been spying on the humans again.  I know, my mother told me that I should never go anywhere near humans for fear of being seen, but sometimes, I just can’t help myself.  I stay shielded, so they can’t see me, but somehow, the human children have started to make up stories about mystical elves by the name of Sir Soybean, a frighteningly close name to my own.

I’m just glad that they are children and Sir Soybean can be passed off as imagination.  If they were adults, who knows how long I could be grounded.  And even worse, what would happen to Alfstad if the humans became a threat?  It wouldn’t just be me in trouble.  All the elves would lose their home!

I’ll just have to hope that it’s only a coincidence and Sir Soybean was the result of childhood imagination.  If it isn’t, I’ve created a gigantic threat to all elves just by looking at some children who I thought couldn’t see me.

Do you like the story so far?  Want to read more?  Then head on over to The Legend of Sir Soybean!

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About Sir Soybean

Sir Soybean is one of the two lead programmers (and only programmers) on He is also the co-owner of the site. Most of the time, he is working on something special and isn't posting actively on the site, but when he does post, his posts are better than Nightgunner5's.