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Why Gligatus are NOT better than Haymeen – part 2

If you’re going to keep claiming that you’re somehow stronger, better, more advanced, or cooler than the Haymeen, you deserve to die. I mean, we DID save your lives with our extreme laser skills.
Besides, it was only a giant fire breathing bird with extremely powerful feet that can kill lots of people at once.
Oh, and [...]

Why Gligatus are NOT better than Haymeen

Seriously, if you guys keep getting attacked by giant bird monsters, we’ll have to set up some kind of turret with heat seeking missiles.
… Unless it’s a cold-blooded bird reptile thing. Then we’d need to use cold-seeking missiles.
Or maybe we could just nuke one of your colonies. I mean, if you’re supposed to be such [...]