Tag Archives: SPORE

If you’re going to keep claiming that you’re somehow stronger, better, more advanced, or cooler than the Haymeen, you deserve to die. I mean, we DID save your lives with our extreme laser skills. Besides, it was only a giant … Continue reading →

Seriously, if you guys keep getting attacked by giant bird monsters, we’ll have to set up some kind of turret with heat seeking missiles. … Unless it’s a cold-blooded bird reptile thing. Then we’d need to use cold-seeking missiles. Or … Continue reading →