Of course, you don’t have to do any of these, they’re just suggestions.  And the fifth of every month is just a random date that popped into my head.  You can celebrate your own computer utility day on any day you want.

• First of all, if you have Internet Explorer for a browser, get a new one.  You could try Safari, Firefox, or Opera.  Just don’t use IE, alright?
  • Why this is important: http://browsehappy.com/why/ has listed a few highly respected sources on this topic.
  • How to do this: Just click one of the three links above and download a new browser.  You can even start using it without rebooting your computer!
• Defragment your hard drive.  I can’t stress this enough.
  • Why this is important: If your computer gets slower while accessing files for no reason, it might be because of fragmentation on your hard drive.  Think of it this way, if you need a lot of water, and you know that there’s water in hundreds of nearby puddles but you need to go to hundreds of puddles to get enough water, versus having enough water in one pool that you also know where to find.  You choose the pool, right? Defragmentation is your computer’s way of putting all the water from those puddles in one pool.  It takes pieces of files from all over your hard drive and puts them (basically) inalphabetical order.
  • How to do this: Click Start > Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Disk Defragmenter.  Click the defragment button and your computer is working on it right away.
• Make a full backup of your WordPress.
  • Why this is important: If you ever mess up your server’s copy, you’ll have one to put back on.  Also, if the server crashes, you will be able to put your blog back on the internet as soon as the server is fixed and you won’t have to worry about losing all of your posts.
  • How to do this: Go get your FTP client.  If you don’t have one already, use Filezilla.  You’ll also need to get your phpMyAdmin or similar program.  There is a great article on how to back up your database on the WordPress Codex.  Now with your FTP client, log on to your server (you should have been given the info you need when you got your hosting plan, if you don’t have the info, ask your host), navigate to your WordPress directory (for my blog, it’s at “/llama_html/daily-llama/”), make a new folder on your computer (call it something like “blog backup” or “[Name of blog] backup [Date]“) and download every file from your blog into that folder.
• Check every part of your WordPress for updates.  Make sure you have the latest version of WordPress, the latest version of all of your plugins, and the latest version of your template.
  • Why this is important: Most security risks that are found will be fixed by the next version released.  If your plugin or theme has a security vulnerability, your whole blog is at risk, along with everything stored in your database.  If you don’t have the latest version of WordPress, there are security vulnerabilities and missing features.
  • How to do this: Plugins can be easily updated using plugins like One Click Plugin Updater, WordPress can be updated by WordPress Instant Upgrade, but the Instant Upgrade plugin should not be used if you did not install your blog via FTP.  In that case, you should update your installation the same way you installed it.  For themes, there is currently no “one click” solution that I know about, you’ll have to use FTP.
• Optimize your database.
  • Why this is important: If your WordPress is running slowly, this may be the culprit.  When anything is deleted from a database (even if you change an option on your blog), there is empty space in your database that the server still has to look through for each query.  Cleaning out this empty space dramatically decreases time taken per pageload and should be done (at least) monthly.
  • How to do this: Look into your phpMyAdmin and see if there is an “overhead” number.  If there is one at all, you should click “Check tables having overhead”, then “With selected:”, and finally “Optimize table”.  You should see a dramatic increase in speed per pageload.
• Delete temp files.  This is for both your computer and your browser.
  • Why this is important: Look at the following image.  That’s over 7 gigabytes of space I can save with one built-in program’s function.
    
  • How to do this:
    • In Windows: Start > Programs > Accessories > System Tools > Disk Cleanup
    • In Firefox: Tools > Options… > Privacy > Clear Now…
    • In Opera: Tools > Clear Private Data…
    • In Safari: Edit > Empty Cache…
      Edit > Prefrences… > Security > Show Cookies > Remove All

That’s all of the tips I have for you today.  Maybe next month there will be more tips to add to the list.

Anyway, my RuneScape goals for the month are as follows:

1. Get enough coal for the 542 mithril bars needed to make arrows using the feathers that I bought from Nightfawn.
2. Smelt the mithril bars.
3. Smith the mithril arrowheads.
4. Put the arrowheads on the headless arrows.
5. Get ranked in summoning on the RuneScape highscores.
   • This not only makes me able to use summoning goal signatures, it also lets me use enchanted rune helmets to store summoning scrolls.
6. Do the Legends’ Quest for the cape.

Yes, I know that my goals seem a bit farfetched to do in one month, but I know I probably won’t finish all of them.  I’ll feel good if I even finish the first one!

WordPress

WordPress 2.5 was released this month, and it has tons of updates, mostly on the admin pages.  It even made the slow blog I have (sometimes taking over a minute to load a single page) faster with the addition of the (already installed on my blog) WP Super Cache plugin.

RuneScape

Jagex fixed up summoning.  This might not be big news for you non-RuneScapers out there, but this is one of the best updates of the year.  Amongst the top features of this update are the ability to gain experience from combat done by your summoned familiars, a longer amount of time for familiars per summon, and 24 new summoning familiars.

Nightgunner5 got to use his whip for the first time (he bought it this month, too).  He trained his attack level from 65 to 70 in three days and beat up a level 122 ice troll king on his way to being able to use the whip.

This blog

March marked the longest blog post ever on this blog.  It also took the longest to write.  Nightgunner5 should be proud of himself, after writing a 7-page-long blog post.  There were 7 blog posts this month, not counting this one, and 63 media uploads.  There were 16 comments made this month, from 6 different people.  16 plugins are active on this blog.

Plans for next month

Nightgunner5 plans to do the legends’ quest because of the cape.  I plan on giving Nightfawn 5 dollars so she can become a RuneScape member.

Until next month,
Sir Soybean