The Daily Llama

Woopra

This is what I’ve been waiting for since I knew it existed.  Woopra is actual REALTIME analytics.  It tells me when someone visits my blog, which page they’re on, where they’re from, what browser they’re on, their operating system, and their screen resolution, plus even more.  It also allows me to request a chat with someone on my site, and lets me set alerts for certain people visiting my blog.  If you’ve left a comment, you will show up with the name you used and your gravatar (if you have one).  Woopra hasn’t collected much data yet, since I just put it on my blog last night, but what it has collected was very detailed.

One of my favorite parts of Woopra is the ticker at the bottom of the Visit the blog to read more of Woopra!

I had a chat with “God” today, he didn’t seem very smart.  I don’t think he really exists.  I think the chat log will speak for itself… Visit the blog to read more of iGod

I’ve been working my rear end off on summoning in the last few days.  I’ve almost completely exhausted my money, but what I’m running out of the most is summoning charms, so I’ve decided to fight some cockroaches with my mosquitoes.  I’ve got to choose between mosquitoes, where the main ingredient costs upwards of 3k although only one shard is needed, or albino rats, which require 75 shards (1,875 coins in shards alone) and requires blue charms which (I think) are the rarest.  I could also try spirit kalphites, but they require potato cactuses which can only be found in a room with the level 333 Kalphite Queen. Visit the blog to read more of RuneScape goals status update

A very popular theme on WordPress.com is Sandbox.  Why?  Because (for security reasons), WordPress μ does not allow template editing, to prevent all types of malicious scripting.  However, with the release of WordPress 2.5 and the shortcode system, I’ve been thinking that someone should make a templating system that could be used on MU without a risk of cross site scripting.

Instead of being a plugin, it would probably need to be a theme to prevent the “WTF” response when either your custom template is destroyed when you change a theme, or when you change a theme and your old custom one shows up.

I think I might be able to attempt creating this system, however I won’t need to if someone has already released something similar… Visit the blog to read more of A cool templating idea

cat /dev/mem | strings | grep -i llama | wc -l

This bash command will tell you how many llamas are in your RAM.  It’s just one of the many ways to use your computer to tell you how much pointless stuff you’ve been doing.

:P… Visit the blog to read more of Do you have llamas in your computer?