World of Warcraft vs RuneScape: Armor Choices

Slot 1 WoW (Warrior) 2 WoW (Hunter) 3 WoW (Mage) 4 WoW (Total) RuneScape (Total)
Head 339 406 382 2668 119
Neck 208 169 397 1025 107
Shoulder 356 388 346 2597 0
Back 239 248 426 1336 115
Chest 418 498 492 3327 360
Wrist 315 389 362 2162 0
Hand 393 470 397 2891 86
Finger 5 325 277 570 1491 63
Trinket 6 32 38 143 1080 83
Waist 339 413 390 2317 0
Legs 400 473 404 3003 372
Feet 372 468 407 2541 57

Totals:

World of Warcraft Warrior: 173,766,338,413,442,157,576,872,448,000
World of Warcraft Hunter: 612,970,067,008,560,453,448,367,311,200
World of Warcraft Mage: 8,546,068,239,376,711,742,112,606,635,520
World of Warcraft (total): 5,653,117,827,360,659,200,188,627,722,976,742,342,656
RuneScape (total): 5,491,430,995,640,647,680

Notes:

  1. Tabard and shirt were not counted as they do not give stats and are not available in RuneScape
  2. This column only counts items that give strength bonuses
  3. This column only counts items that give agility bonuses
  4. This column only counts items that give intellect bonuses
  5. Let’s assume, for simplicity’s sake, that the WoW character is only wearing one ring
  6. Let’s assume, for simplicity’s sake, that the WoW character is only wearing one trinket

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Aside

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Why Gligatus are NOT better than Haymeen – part 2

If you’re going to keep claiming that you’re somehow stronger, better, more advanced, or cooler than the Haymeen, you deserve to die. I mean, we DID save your lives with our extreme laser skills.

Besides, it was only a giant fire breathing bird with extremely powerful feet that can kill lots of people at once.

Oh, and by the way, what IS that smell? Are you cooking some dead animal in that tent of yours? Or even worse, are you cooking an ALIVE animal? That’s just gross, man. You seriously need to learn some hygiene skills.

Why Gligatus are NOT better than Haymeen

Seriously, if you guys keep getting attacked by giant bird monsters, we’ll have to set up some kind of turret with heat seeking missiles.

… Unless it’s a cold-blooded bird reptile thing. Then we’d need to use cold-seeking missiles.

Or maybe we could just nuke one of your colonies. I mean, if you’re supposed to be such a big fighting force, why can’t you take out a big bird by yourselves? Is is something about watching Sesame Street when you were children? Do they even have Sesame Street on your planet?

Five points to the first person to name all of the inside references in this video.