Long, long ago, there were many crazy people. These people made a sandwich. This sandwich was fond of the letter “T.” Also, the sandwich’s name was Bob. Bob ate people! Finally, the sandwiches got their revenge… But at a cost. The crazy people ate the sandwich from the inside.
But wait! There’s more!
The sandwich’s ancestors wanted double revenge from the death of Bob. So, when the people woke up in the morning, they were surrounded by 8,973,892 evil sandwiches! So, the sandwiches ate everyone. THE END.