Announcing Android Shuffle

Have you ever wanted to call someone, but didn’t know who to call?

Is typing a seven digit phone number and clicking the call button too mentally taxing for you to accomplish?

Have you noticed that these sentences keep getting progressively longer until they reach the maximum limit for sentence length, which is right about here?

No?

Then why the heck are you still reading this post?

Oh, sorry! I thought you said no! What you really said was “I love you, Ben!”

That’s right, folks! Today, we at the LlamaSlayers™ © ® LLC,,. have invented an amazing new technology known as “Android Soufflé” or some other crappy name like that.

LlamaSlayers™ © ® LLC,,. Large Button Pushing Technology Software ProgramA cutting-art, state-of-the-edge technology known as “LlamaSlayers™ © ® LLC,,. Large Button Pushing Technology Software Program”, or “LlamaSlayers™ © ® LLC,,. Large Button Pushing Technology Software Program” for short, ensures that your experience is as smooth as possible. Here is a diagram of how it works:

Android Shuffle

Amazing, huh? Download the LlamaSlayers™ © ® LLC,,. Large Button Pushing Technology Software Program-based software program called Android Shuffle from our web site or send an email to the following address and we’ll fax you a copy of this amazing software program!

LlamaSlayers™ © ® LLC,,.
Tsinghua Science Park Bldg 6
No. 1 Zhongguancun East Road
Haidian District
Beijing 100084